Because I'm a newbie, I don't know anything about hockey or the following terms. Hopefully this compilation helps out others that are learning hockey like me.
"#" 2-Man Advantage: Another name for a NJ Devil's Threeway.
"A" A: Something that 2 players have sewn on their jerseys because they are Awesome.
"B" Butterfly: Something that a goalie shouldn't do because it's old, let me see that Tootsie Roll.
"C" Crosscheck: When a ref calls a penalty, the coach's opportunity to ask questions to overturn the penalty
"D" Dump & Chase: When a player doesn't trust his 1 on 1 moves and doesn't feel like playing offense he will pass the puck to nobody, and not score.
"E" Empty Net: What other team's goalies look like when playing the Caps
"F" Forechecking: That thing girls like that you are supposed to do before actual checking.
"G" Garbage Goal: If a fan throws garbage on the ice, you have 1 minute to get it past a goaltender for a 1/2 point.
"H" Hip Check: A check with a little style, maybe one done while wearing shades and a Kango hat.
"I" Icing: Something one turns off while playing NHL 94'
"J" Jagr: A player that takes your money and then goes to sleep
"K" Kicking: Something not allowed in NHL fights (but is ok in Euro-basketball)
"L" Lighting The Lamp: This is when you smoke illegal drugs. Every time your team scores you "Light the Lamp" Note: Don't do drugs.
"M" Minor: Penalty for talking to a girl who has not yet turned 18. Also known as the Karl Malone rule.
"N" Neutral Zone: A Wondrous land where Plus/Minus doesn't exist.
"O" Ovi-Smash: A check where the other player flies 5 feet in the air and hits the ground.
"P" Pity Points: When the OT winning team gives the losing team a point in the standings.
"Q" Quick Whistle: When the ref blows a whistle before a goalie even tries to cover up the puck because he was paid money.
"R" Rebound: When you stop liking a goalie after a bad game, and immediately begin to like the backup.
"S" Sasha Hat Trick: When you don't care, care, and are indifferent all in the same hockey game. (Or a Goal, an Assist, and an offensive zone penalty)
"T" Three Stars: Kari Lehtonen, Steve Ott, Brenden Morrow OR Polaris, Betelgeuse, and Pollux.
"U" USA: A place that doesn't produce that many hockey players, yet has all the teams.
"V" Video Replay: When the referee picks up the red bat phone and calls the NHL's secret headquarters located miles below the city of Toronto to decide whether or not to overturn a call.
"W" Waffle-Boarding: When you throw waffles on the other team until they tell you what you want to hear.
"X" X-Ray: Something hockey players don't get. Instead they get Lower or Upper Body injuries, or just keep playing.
"Y" Yoo-Hoo!: Something you shouldn't say to an NHL player if you see him out at a bar.
"Z" Zamboni: That thing that you want to get drunk and drive. Note: Don't drink & drive.