Caps Are Here!!!!!!!

The Washington Capitals looked like a bunch of Gorrila Juiceheads but lost to the the DTF (Down To Fail) New Jersey Grenades in the blowshootout by a score of 3-2. Worst Day Of My Life!!!! The Lets Go Caps gernade horn was in full effect at the frozen Shore, the crowd caught tons of free shirts during T-shirt time, and there was plenty of GTL (Goals, Tip-ins, and Line Changes)

The Caps smushed the net 2 times in regulation, making Devils goalie Hedberg look like a sloppopotamus. Ovechkin was going crazy lots of blasts in the glass. Alex Semin also gained a new nickname. he will now be referred to as "The Honey Badger" because Sasha clearly doesn't give a s'. After Ovi scored I thought I'd be fist pumping all night...but it wasn't so...

Meet The Cast: We've got Team Meatpuck, Brookie & Greena. We've got MVP, Michal "The Stickuation", Goalie V, and the nice guy Matty P. And what a trainwreck, the relationship between Rommy & Schultzy Sweetheart.

Game Notes & Questions:

• People were talking about Hendricks and a hoody. What was the deal with that?
• Is it super hard to fill in on defense in the NHL? (Brooks)
• For the 2nd day in a row, the Devils Andy Greene is still not related to Mike Green. No seriously...NO RELATION!
• Why are there pictures of Semin's family all over the penalty box?
• That Papa John's deal would have been nice, too bad (Caps50)
• The announcer says "slither" a lot...Honey Badger eats things that slither...