Chamillionaire Traded For A Tenderoni Girl

My Music's So Loud...

I didn't think the rapper from Houston was in the NHL, but apparently he is and he was traded today for Ray Borque, NO RELATION who I thought had retired like 40 years ago.  Oh it isn't the guy from NHL 94?  It's Rene Borque?  Joe B...any relation?   NO RELATION.  I guess not...So why do the Caps fans care about this fried squid of a player Greg Calamari?  NO RELATION.  They don't, they care about the guy he was traded for....Borque Chops NO RELATION.

Here's a tune about this honey named Rene that I met one day, on my way back from John Jay...

According to my sources, this is the same chick that hit Nick Backstrom in the head and knocked him off the All-Star team and out of the lineup.  That mofo was skatin dirty and cold cocked the unsuspecting Nicky Minaj.  I know that Chamillionaire's friend/enemy Lil' Flip isn't around, but it may be Game Over for Renee when the Canadians face the Caps...FOUR TIMES more this season.  Ghetto love is the law that we live by...NO RELATION

So let's smash em' until they tell Mr. Cheeks she gone...