BREAKING NEWS: A Hockey Player Will Play Hockey

The hockey Internet blew up today as it was announced one hockey player who was injured will play in a regular season game because he is no longer injured. This is probably the biggest news in the history of hockey, and the world. I have no words to describe the feelings I am feeling about this stunning news. This is one of those moments when you will always remember where you were when this news happened, like the JFK assassination. I was in the bathroom on my laptop. Where were you?