If you can't tell by now I love Christmas. So let's take a look at all the goodies under the tree...
THE TREE
The Goalie Who Saved Santa (Sick, Unbelievable)
"All have heard the tale told,Of Rudolph aiding Santa when his nose glowed...But few know of the goalie, whose flashy red pads...Lead the way to shutouts and wins, And heroically saved Santa – and Christmas – from the worst fate of all."
Merry Christmas Capsland (Hockey Yelling)
"I am out of here for a few days, and I plan to have a fucking awesome Christmas, so you should do the same. Best of wishes to the Capitals as they get a few days of well-earned rest, and to the Caps fandom, which is a beautiful tropical paradise of brilliance and snappy writing. You're all cool. I like you."
Happy Holidays Caps Fans (Peerless Prognosticator)
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all ‘round the rink, Not a creature was stirring, you could hear yourself think, The stockings were hung by the lockers with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there."
RMNB Readers Present Their Caps Christmas Cards (RMNB)
"We issued a challenge, oh faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create Caps-themed Christmas cards. The only rule: use an inferior graphics program or blingee.com to make it."
Santa's Naughty List (Capitals Outsider)
"Alex Semin: With just 15 points and 40 (!) penalty minutes through 30 games this season, Bad Sasha has reared his fluffy-haired head yet again. It sure is fun to know that $6.7 million is a fair price for a so-called “goal scorer” who is only on pace for 19 goals."
Caps JibJab Video Christmas Card (The Blonde Girl's Guide)
"Cuz we all need a little cheering up after a loss..."
What Should The Caps Get For Christmas (Kings Of Leonsis)
"After Friday’s 4-3 shootout loss to the New Jersey Devils, the Caps head into Christmas on the outside looking in at the Eastern Conference playoff picture. Perhaps some timely Christmas gifts will turn around Washington’s misfortunes. Take a look into Santa’s sack. Grabbing optional."
And don't forget to check out all the holiday spirit here in Caps Basketball's Christmas Section!
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Merry F'ing Caps Christmas!
DC Sports Nexus ---- Sunday, December 25, 2011
The Night Before Capsmas II
DC Sports Nexus ---- Saturday, December 24, 2011
Updated since the departure of the perfect coach for Christmas. Santa Boudreau!
Check out Peerless also who has a version too!
Check out Peerless also who has a version too!
Capitals Festivus Airing Of The Grievances
DC Sports Nexus ----
I got a lot of problems with you people...
Alex Ovechkin: Step the F up. Seriously. Stop coasting around the ice like you are some random hockey player. You are supposed to be the best scorer in the game. When you score one game don't f' around the next. Score again. And Again.
Alex Semin: I swear I saw you pull off some awesome moves, and I saw you take some great shots. Do THAT all the time. Stop spending time in the box. How hard is it not to hold someone? It is freaking easy. You don't grab someone. How do you not hook or slash...by NOT DOING IT.
Tomas Vokoun: You are old. You are just so old. How did you get so freaking old. You are a veteran. You were the goalie on the Czech world championship team. You are currently being outplayed by a younger Czech guy. WTF. STAY NEAR THE CREASE! If the puck is on the left, only move slightly to the left. Do not dive left.
Joel Ward: Didn't you just get a 4 year 12 mil contract? Maybe play like it? You are spending more time in the box than Alex Semin. Play Hockey!
Mike Green: Stop being injured. I just started watching the Caps and I don't even know who you are. I've heard stories about you. Heal DAMNIT!
Bruce Boudreau: Why did you bench Ovi. Why did you bench Semin. Why didn't you win a million games like you were supposed to. Now we have a Kid's team coach as our head coach!
Caps Front Office: I'm waiting. You fired the coach, but that can't be the only thing wrong. Where is the next move? Lets get it started.
Fans: Stop selling tix to girls that have never been 100 miles from Pittsburgh who wear Penguins jerseys to Verizon when the Penguins aren't even playing. Stop selling to these Flyers/Rangers fans who drink 30 beers and don't even remember going to the game also...
Feats Of Strength
Let's let Matt Hendrix fight Erskine, see what happens
A Festivus For The Rest Of Us
Alex Ovechkin: Step the F up. Seriously. Stop coasting around the ice like you are some random hockey player. You are supposed to be the best scorer in the game. When you score one game don't f' around the next. Score again. And Again.Alex Semin: I swear I saw you pull off some awesome moves, and I saw you take some great shots. Do THAT all the time. Stop spending time in the box. How hard is it not to hold someone? It is freaking easy. You don't grab someone. How do you not hook or slash...by NOT DOING IT.
Tomas Vokoun: You are old. You are just so old. How did you get so freaking old. You are a veteran. You were the goalie on the Czech world championship team. You are currently being outplayed by a younger Czech guy. WTF. STAY NEAR THE CREASE! If the puck is on the left, only move slightly to the left. Do not dive left.
Joel Ward: Didn't you just get a 4 year 12 mil contract? Maybe play like it? You are spending more time in the box than Alex Semin. Play Hockey!
Mike Green: Stop being injured. I just started watching the Caps and I don't even know who you are. I've heard stories about you. Heal DAMNIT!
Bruce Boudreau: Why did you bench Ovi. Why did you bench Semin. Why didn't you win a million games like you were supposed to. Now we have a Kid's team coach as our head coach!
Caps Front Office: I'm waiting. You fired the coach, but that can't be the only thing wrong. Where is the next move? Lets get it started.
Fans: Stop selling tix to girls that have never been 100 miles from Pittsburgh who wear Penguins jerseys to Verizon when the Penguins aren't even playing. Stop selling to these Flyers/Rangers fans who drink 30 beers and don't even remember going to the game also...
Feats Of Strength
Let's let Matt Hendrix fight Erskine, see what happens
A Festivus For The Rest Of Us
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