The Capitals weren't finished in the first round with Filip Forsberg. They also had a pick just 5 slots later, and they drafted some white dude named Tom Wilson, a winger from the OHL. His parents were big Castaway fans, naming him after Tom Hanks and Wilson the volleyball.
According to the announcers, he is a real MANG!
"He looks like a 25 year old man"
"Built like an NFL player"
"That's like an NBA player!"
"Big, Strong, Physical, Hard-working"
Well then. Can he maybe play for the Wizards and the Redskins too. Because those teams also need some guys who are built like NFL players and who are "like" NBA players. Half the guys on the Wiz I would describe as "like" D-League players.
Can you believe I watched the NHL Draft? (at least some of it). That is something I didn't think I would ever do, and can't believe that I just did...