Happy Halloween...Oh Wait, Not So Happy...Lockout

Here is a Pittsburgh Penguin fan and his Halloween costume.  He had hockey pads, gloves, jersey, and Halloween mask.  However, he was not Sidney Crosby.  Instead he was the "Toothfairy" which is what he calls Alex Ovechkin or something.

This guy owns more Caps gear than Penguins gear, most with similarly terrible jokes on them.  I believe he also blacked out his tooth with a sharpie to make it look missing.

And here is Caps Halloween...which is almost impossible to hear.  Transcript of the story after the jump:

A Very Scary Caps Halloween

A few Halloweens ago I saw the most terrifying creature ever. This is my story...The sound sucks, because I took it from a drafty room in an insane asylum....